“I distinguish between maniacs and crazy people; a maniac will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo. A crazy person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo, but he'll be wearing a Bugs Bunny suit at the time.”

—  George Carlin

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Back in Town (1996)

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American stand-up comedian 1937–2008

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