“"Oh Curtis, you're something sort of Grandish!*" (Curtis Granderson)”

“Oh, I'm sorry. Did I interrupt some sort of dominance foreplay?”

“You're the sort of enemy your enemy must love.”

“There's something desirable about anything you're used to as opposed to something you're not.”

“The meaning of the word "gay" has changed. It used to mean all colourful and happy and homosexual, but now it's a word children use to describe something that's a little bit meh. "You're eating Weetabix? Oh, that's so gay."”

“Well…like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again…”

“I've always wanted to be part of the royal family because there are great advantages to being royal. If you're royal, whatever you do is very interesting. Whatever you do, people are very interested in it. Even if you do something very boring, people are still interested in it. If a royal person does something extremely boring, people say, "Oh, isn't it interesting that he's doing something extremely boring." If I do something extremely boring, people say, "Oh how extremely boring"”

“If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.”

“This idea of oh poor little black person, oh poor little poor person, oh poor little woman, oh poor little indigenous person, everybody's a poor little something!”

“When people see you're happy doing what you're doing, it sort of takes the power away from them to tease you about it.”