“Even if there's a zombie apocalypse, you'll still be able to travel using the Tesla Supercharging system.”

“The two horsewomen of the apocalypse still win, despite their dwindling numbers.”

“Even in an apocalypse like this, surely running out of Coke
qualified as a disaster.”

“Our deeds still travel with us from afar/And what we have been makes us what we are.”

“Tori joined us for dinner --in body, at least. She spent the meal practicing for a role in the next zombie movie, expressionless, methodically moving fork to mouth, sometimes even with food on it.”

“Love has nothing to do with someone else. It is all about you. It is a way of being. It essentially means you have brought sweetness into your emotion. If a loved one travels to another country, would you still be able to love them? You would. If a loved one passed away, would you still be able to love them? You would. Even if a loved one is not physically with you anymore, you are still capable of being loving. So, what is love then? It is just your own quality. You are only using the other person as a key to open up what is already within you.”

“It's the same old theme
Since nineteen-sixteen
In your head, in your head, they are fighting
With their tanks, and their bombs
And their bombs, and their guns
In your head, in your head they are crying
In your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie
What's in your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie, oh”

“I didn't even think about suggesting he take the boots off. There'd probably be a apocalypse or something.”

“We're turning into a bunch of self-centered walking dead trash,,, and we're such zombies! We're such self-centered crap that we don't even notice Hell itself rising up against us.”

“I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.”