“There are women who are not beautiful but only look that way.”

“I love beautiful women, and beautiful women love me. It has to be both ways.”

“Men and women, they were beautiful and wild, all a little violent under their pleasant ways and only a little tamed.”

“To tell a woman who is forty, "You look like sixteen," is boloney. The blarney way of saying it is "Tell me how old you are, I should like to know at what age women are the most beautiful.”

“If only Paris and the Harpies had gotten along. But Promiscuity had taken one look at the beautiful women and deemed them “too much effort.”

“He looked at her the way all women want to be looked at by a man.”

“Men look at breasts the way women look at babies. 'Aw, isn't that lovely.”

“Women? Women are like… thunderstorms. They're beautiful to look at, and sometimes they're nice to listen to-but most of the time they're just plain inconvenient.”

“Beauty is often spoken of as though it only stirs lust or admiration, but the most beautiful people are so in a way that makes them look like destiny or fate or meaning, the heroes of a remarkable story.”

“Important lessons: look carefully; record what you see. Find a way to make beauty necessary; find a way to make necessity beautiful.”