“Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do it makes you want to hide under the coffee table.”

—  Daniel Handler, book The Slippery Slope

The Slippery Slope (2003)

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American novelist, children's writer, creator of Lemony Sni… 1970

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