“Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can.”

—  Rob Thurman

Last update June 3, 2021. History

Help us to complete the source, original and additional information

Do you have more details about the quote "Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can." by Rob Thurman?
Rob Thurman photo
Rob Thurman11
American writer 1950

Related quotes

William Shakespeare photo

“I am your wife if you will marry me.
If not, I'll die your maid. To be your fellow
You may deny me, but I'll be your servant Whether you will or no.”

William Shakespeare The Tempest

Source: The Tempest

Kim Harrison photo

“I sighed. "And what am I to you, Al?"

"My maid," he said brightly. "Shall we do this?”

Kim Harrison (1966) Pseudonym

Source: Ever After

“A maid I lived and a maid I died; I never was asked and never denied.”

Джейн Стенли

Angel Chooi photo

“As a maid (in maid café), you have to be in your best behavior and always have the best customer service game on while smiling for the entire day and interacting with patrons.”

Angel Chooi Malaysian teacher, model, online streamer and cosplayer

Source: Angel Chooi cited in " The rise of maid cafés in Malaysia and why it’s actually kinda cool https://eksentrika.com/maid-cafe-malaysia-king-angel/" on Eksentrika.

Jane Austen photo

“I am determined that only the deepest love will induce me into matrimony. So, I shall end an old maid, and teach your ten children to embroider cushions and play their instruments very ill.”

Jane Austen book Pride and Prejudice

Source: Pride and Prejudice

Alfred, Lord Tennyson photo

“If I come dressed like a village maid,
I am but as my fortunes are:
I am a beggar born," she said,
"And not the Lady Clare.”

Alfred, Lord Tennyson Lady Clare

Lady Clare (1842)

Laurie Halse Anderson photo

“I am so sorry. I wish you knew even one tenth of one percent of how sorry I am…. It was my fault. Can I kill myself here, or should I do it outside, so the mess on your carpet doesn't upset your mother?”

Laurie Halse Anderson (1961) American children's writer

Source: Twisted

William Goldman photo

“I am your Prince and you will marry me," Humperdinck said.
Buttercup whispered, "I am your servant and I refuse."
"I am you Prince and you cannot refuse."
"I am your loyal servant and I just did."
"Refusal means death."
"Kill me then.”

William Goldman book The Princess Bride

Source: The Princess Bride

Jenny Han photo

“You know how I know she's your most important person? You pick her every time.”

Jenny Han book P.S. I Still Love You

Source: P.S. I Still Love You

Peter Ladefoged photo

“My immediate answer was, 'I don't have a singing butler and three maids who sing, but I will tell you what I can as an assistant professor.”

Peter Ladefoged (1925–2006) British phonetician

Los Angeles Times (2004); on his response to Cukor's request to assist Rex Harrison to behave like a phonetician.

Related topics