“If it weren't for my imagination, I would weigh ten thousand pounds. This is because the only way I am able to exercise anymore is through a long and vivid revenge fantasy.”

— Mindy Kaling , book Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

Source: Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

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