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Timothy Alan Dick , known professionally as Tim Allen, is an American actor and comedian. He is known for playing Tim "The Toolman" Taylor on the ABC sitcom Home Improvement . In 2011, he started appearing as Mike Baxter on the ABC sitcom Last Man Standing . In 2018, Fox picked up Last Man Standing for a seventh season. He is also known as the voice of Buzz Lightyear in the Toy Story franchise since 1995, and for playing Scott Calvin and Santa Claus in The Santa Clause film trilogy . Allen's other films include For Richer or Poorer , Jungle 2 Jungle , Galaxy Quest , Big Trouble , Christmas with the Kranks , The Shaggy Dog , Wild Hogs , Redbelt , and Crazy on the Outside .

✵ 13. June 1953

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“While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.”

Tim Allen

Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man (1994), p. 80

“Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.”

Tim Allen

As quoted in Land Your Dream Job : High-Performance Techniques to Get Noticed, Get Hired, and Get Ahead (2007) by John Middleton, Ken Langdon, and Nikki Cartwright