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“The real truth about children is they don't speak the language very well. They're physically uncoordinated. And they are ignorant of our elaborate ideas about right and wrong.”

The Bachelor Home Companion (1986)

“Freddie Aguilar, who's billed as "the Bob Dylan of the Philippines." This is unfair, since he's good-looking, plays the guitar well, can carry a tune, and writes songs that make sense.”

P. J. O'Rourke book Republican Party Reptile

Republican Party Reptile (1987)

“The most extraordinary change in Moscow was Arbat Street, the USSR's first pedestrian mall. Of course, there's something a little sad about a pedestrian mall in a nation where few people own cars— the whole damn country's a pedestrian mall.”

P. J. O'Rourke book Holidays in Hell

Holidays in Hell (1989)

“Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.”

The Bachelor Home Companion (1986)

“There are twenty-seven specific complaints against the British Crown set forth in the Declaration of Independence. To modern ears they still sound reasonable, in large part, because so many of them can be leveled against the federal government of the United States.”

P. J. O'Rourke book Parliament of Whores

Parliament of Whores (1991)