Michael McIntyre: Quotes about personality

Michael McIntyre is British comedian. Explore interesting quotes on personality.

Michael McIntyre: 30 quotes1 like

“People still, old people, insist on picking up the phone and saying their home number, why are you doing that? What a complete waste of time. [imitating old person] "020767944!" [exasperated person on other end] "I know that, I've just dialled it! It's the last thing I did on earth was dial those numbers. Do you open the front door and say your address? It's the same principle."”

Michael McIntyre

Live at the Apollo (November 26, 2007)

“[imitating a scottish person] (on Scottish money) I think you'll find pal, that's legal tender.”

Michael McIntyre

Live at the Apollo (November 26, 2007)

“And everyone's reading, you have to read, you can't be on the tube without reading, reading is very important. You get on on the morning and every single person is reading the Metro. Everyone, everyone. [imitates line of people reading newspaper] Why doesn't one person just read it to the carriage?”

Michael McIntyre

Live at the Apollo (November 26, 2007)