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“She reaches under and grabs my peech and like, squeezes it and walks away. I run over to Brooke and go "Your mother just molested me. I could sue you and own this house!"”

Kathy Griffin

Allegedly (2004)

“When Sharon Stone asks you to do something, you just just do it. If Sharon Stone asked me to eat her poo, I'd be like "yeah, what's a good time for you?".(Pretending to eat poo) "This is really good poo Sharon, thanks".(To the audience) Stop picturing it……….. and come back!”

Kathy Griffin

The D-list (2004)

“The first red flag? The crooked wig! That's how you know what level of awareness Whitney is at. Cause let me tell - you know her gay was straightening that wig to the bitter end. Making sure the part was in the right place. But you know what - when the (crack) pipe is shaking? It's hard to keep it on, when the pipe is all shaking.”

Kathy Griffin

Balls of Steel (2009)

“Nothing gets me more nervous than white people who talk black……. I mean, it's fun on "Ricki Lake", but in real life……”

Kathy Griffin

Allegedly (2004)

“And then she (Brooke Sheilds) says the ill-fated words "You have to put this in your act". And I said "What, I would never!"”

Kathy Griffin

Because it's a private time!!
Allegedly (2004)

“Alright, Macy Gray….. what exactly is wrong with her? She, for sure has a little mental retardation. Allegedly!”

Kathy Griffin

Allegedly (2004)

“I'm not wearing any pants and the lesbians are waiting!”

Kathy Griffin

Strong Black Woman (2006)

“I had a run in with Whitney Houston, or as I call her, "Cracky."”

Kathy Griffin

Allegedly.
The D-list (2004)

“And then who comes along to save the day? A couple of tool-belt wearing, golf-loving, Dinah Shore weekend lesbians sent from heaven.”

Kathy Griffin

Strong Black Woman (2006)

“We didn't know that the (Jackson) family was as nuts as we're now finding out. Who knew that Michael was the normal one??”

Kathy Griffin

Balls of Steel (2009)

“I am not gonna engage in a debate that Michael Jackson could be the biological father of any of those kids. I'm not havin it, not tonight. There's no way. Those kids are Whitey, Whitey McGee and Whitey McWhiterson!”

Kathy Griffin

Balls of Steel (2009)

“So, Hanson, which one of you boys is coming home with me tonight? (greeting the band Hanson)”

Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin: Hot Cup Of Talk http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0234018/ (1998) <br class="br">Hot Cup Of Talk (1998)

“I might imply in my act that Clay (Aiken) is a big, fat homo!”

Kathy Griffin

Is... Not Nicole Kidman (2005)

“(About gay cruising) My gays had to school me, and they said there's a whole system and a language to the tapping. One tap means you're a top, two means you're a bottom….. I don't know, it's very elaborate. Very elaborate.”

Kathy Griffin

Straight To Hell (2007)

“(describing Celine Dion's family of 14 siblings) You know there is just issues and boundries and secrets. The name of my book.”

Kathy Griffin

Hot Cup Of Talk (1998)

“I know that Lindsay (Lohan) has lost a lot of weight recently, due to diet, Pilates and crack. Without the diet and Pilates.”

Kathy Griffin

Strong Black Woman (2006)

“(On signing autographs for troops) I'd be writing To Private so and so, love Kathy Griffin and then I'd go "here, think about this when you beat off."”

Kathy Griffin

Allegedly (2004)

“Everytime she walks out (on stage), she acts like she's shocked anyone showed up! Every night! As if every single day, at about 3 o'clock, she's like, "You know Rene, maybe tonight iz ze night zey do not come?"”

Kathy Griffin

Strong Black Woman (2006)

“Uma Thurman is there……. with her big bag of BS!”

Kathy Griffin

The D-list (2004)

“So then, I go to this other guy who's just a civilian guy and minding his own business and I go to him like this "Burka - NO"! "Burka - BAD!"”

Kathy Griffin

Like he's one of my dogs!
Allegedly (2004)