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“And they picketh it up and laideth it in a Ziploc bag”

About John Bobbitt's penis
Don't Get Me Started

“When the Lord of the Wedding Rings held his no-questions-asked press conference, he said he was sorely "troubled." At last, I thought, an admission. But no, he wasn't talking about his mental condition.”

Kate Clinton

Wedded to the Republicans http://progressive.org/?q=node/805 The Progressive, Unplugged

“FYI: The Summer of Gay has been extended into the Year of the Queer. Another heads up: Mad Vow Disease, once limited to wholesome, unimpeachable gay couples earnestly seeking to take on the rights and responsibilities of marriage, has jumped the pen and crossed into the general population.”

Kate Clinton

Marriage Mishegas http://progressive.org/?q=node/916 The Progressive, Unplugged

“Like red meat thrown before the Atkins crowd in the Republican Party, the initiative would teach problem solving, negotiating, and listening skills, which might then trickle up to the Bush Administration.”

Kate Clinton

Give Me an L http://progressive.org/?q=node/870 The Progressive, Unplugged

“On airlines, so many passengers' faces are buried in John Grisham books, they could be complimentary copies for Grisham Airlines.”

Kate Clinton

Don't Get Me Started

“The Administration's policy on women is often hard to see because it is written in the font size of pharmaceutical ads.”

Kate Clinton

Extreme Makeover http://progressive.org/?q=node/515 The Progressive, Unplugged

“Like those itinerant clerics who traveled during the summer months and took over for vacationing priests, I hope to help out this summer in Provincetown, but without the pedophilia.”

Kate Clinton

I Do Weddings http://progressive.org/?q=node/804 The Progressive, Unplugged

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