Jordan Sonnenblick: Likeness

Jordan Sonnenblick is American writer. Explore interesting quotes on likeness.

Jordan Sonnenblick: 28 quotes 0 likes

“What do you call a planet where bad guys stroll through life with success draped around their shoulders like a King’s cloak, while random horrors are visited upon the innocent heads of children? I call it Earth.”

Jordan Sonnenblick

Source: Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie

Life , Children , Guy , Success

“I dove on those papers like Sherlock Holmes on a cappuccino binge.”

Jordan Sonnenblick

Source: Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie

“It was like seeing Bill Gates at age thirteen, times two. And half of him was wearing a cheerleader uniform. Yes, I know that’s a weird image.”

Jordan Sonnenblick

Source: Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie

Age , Time

“You look like a handsome young man…although you might want to zip your fly.
Mom!
What? Should I have not told you and left it for everyone else to notice at the dance?”

Jordan Sonnenblick

Source: Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie

Moms , Dance , Flying