“What do you call a planet where bad guys stroll through life with success draped around their shoulders like a King’s cloak, while random horrors are visited upon the innocent heads of children? I call it Earth.”Jordan Sonnenblick Source: Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie
“Who’s that?That’s the King.Who’s he?The Duke.Who’s she?The Princess.What do they call you?The Count.What does that make me?Umm…how about the Peasant?And the name stuck.”Jordan Sonnenblick Source: Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie
“Some kids do drugs. Some kids light stuff on fire. Me, I eat oats.”Jordan Sonnenblick After Ever AfterSource: After Ever After