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“It was the back nine [episodes of a season], was the backbreaker for us, right? You [can] kind of figure out the first ten over the summer; you pull three more out of nowhere; and then the back nine is just-- you're Sandra Bullock in Gravity.”

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 3 (2014)

“I don't think I felt "at home" on Earth, as a human, until I walked into a comedy club.”

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 3 (2014)

“Comedians have such an intense allergy to pretension.”

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 3 (2014)

“The real motivation of bein' a comedian is if you really love the sound of a laugh. And if you love that, you will never want to stop.”

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 3 (2014)

“A [stand-up] bit is a bar of gold. A talk-show panel story is something that's too good to throw out but not good enough to use.”

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 3 (2014)

“Do you know the first thing I said as a child, before I said "Mama" or "Dada"? I said "Leave me alone!"”

(laughs) Is that not the mantra of stand-up comedy?
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 3 (2014)

“I don't know why people always assume that the guest is more interesting than the host.”

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 3 (2014)

“God has no rhyme or reason to who he gives a sense of humor to.”

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 2 (2013)

“Bee Movie was definitely my favorite movie that I've starred in, because I've always wanted to be a bee. They seem to have the most organized society on earth, and they make honey! Which is a pretty amazing product.”

Reddit "Ask Me Anything" #3 (2016)

“Poetry is bad standup. It's carefully chosen words that have no laugh at the end.”

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 9 (2017)

“Stand-up is what I am.”

Judd Apatow Interview (1983)

“A joke is a miracle.”

"What a Joke" Radio Show (2019)