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“Excuse me?" I said, palms down on the Formica tabletop. "Coffee? I thought we came here for pie." "I don't eat the kind of pie they serve here." I felt a flash of heat go through my stomach. I knew firsthand the kind of pie Ranger liked.”

Janet Evanovich book To the Nines

Source: To the Nines

“What's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples?"
Helen Plum”

Janet Evanovich Two for the Dough

Source: Two for the Dough

“And the closest I've come to an out-of-body experience was when Joe Morelli took his mouth to me fourteen years ago, behind the eclair case.”

Janet Evanovich book One for the Money

Source: One for the Money

“I buy wine according to the bottle design. After I get down the first glass it all tastes okay to me so I figure you go for something classy to look at on the table”

Janet Evanovich

Source: Smokin' Seventeen

“I rolled my eyes so far into the top of my head I almost fell over backward.”

Janet Evanovich Three to Get Deadly

Source: Three to Get Deadly

“Your on your on with this one babe."
"Coward."
"Calling me names isn't going to get me in there."
-Ranger and Stephanie”

Janet Evanovich book To the Nines

Source: To the Nines

“A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.”

Janet Evanovich Three to Get Deadly

Source: Three to Get Deadly

“Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week."
Carl Costanza - Hot Six”

Janet Evanovich book Hot Six

Source: Hot Six

“[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love"
[Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking you had it, or you talked yourself into thinking you didn't need it.”

Janet Evanovich

Source: Explosive Eighteen

“As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper.”

Janet Evanovich Hard Eight

Source: Hard Eight

“My sex life is okay."

"Yeah," Morelli said. "But sometimes it's fun to have a partner.”

Janet Evanovich Three to Get Deadly

Source: Three to Get Deadly