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“You could be the Mega Mage of wizards. You could rule Minionfire.
Do you really think so?'
Yeah, but you'd have to make a deal with the wood elves.'
I don't like the wood elves.'
They're okay. They're misunderstood.”

Janet Evanovich

“I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down."
Grandma Mazur”

Janet Evanovich Two for the Dough

Source: Two for the Dough

“You're a magnet for mess. I've never seen anything like it.
Lula to Stephanie”

Janet Evanovich Twelve Sharp

Source: Twelve Sharp

“You can run, but you can't hide, Cupcake." Morelli said. "I'll find you."
"You are such a cop."
"Tell me about it.”

Janet Evanovich book Ten Big Ones

Source: Ten Big Ones

“There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect"
Stephanie”

Janet Evanovich Three to Get Deadly

Source: Three to Get Deadly

“You're such a cupcake.”

Janet Evanovich book Sizzling Sixteen

Source: Sizzling Sixteen

“It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence."
Joe Morelli”

Janet Evanovich book One for the Money

Source: One for the Money

“With the exception of dessert, food is food.”

Janet Evanovich Two for the Dough

Source: Two for the Dough

“He specializes in virgins! The brush of his fingertips turns virgins into slobbering mush."
Mary Lou Molnar”

Janet Evanovich book One for the Money

Source: One for the Money

“The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled.
Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting.”

Janet Evanovich book Hot Six

Source: Hot Six

“God's a busy guy. He don't have time to micromanage. What are the chances he heard that? It's early in the morning. He's probably having breakfast with Mrs. God.”

Janet Evanovich

Source: Motor Mouth

“When something needs to be ironed I put it in the ironing basket. If a year goes by and the item is still in the basket I throw the item away. This is a good system since eventually I end up only with clothes that don’t need ironing.”

Janet Evanovich Three to Get Deadly

Source: Three to Get Deadly

“Omygod, I haven’t got years. I’ll have to hide in the Bat Cave.”
“Once you go to the Bat Cave it’s forever, babe.”
Eeek.”

Janet Evanovich Hard Eight

Source: Hard Eight

“You've been busy using your breaking and entering skills," I said.
"I just enter. I don't usually break."
"You broke down Pitch's door."
"Lost my temper."

-Ranger and Stephanie”

Janet Evanovich book To the Nines

Source: To the Nines

“Did you take Joyce's engine?'
'My instructions were to disable the car, but one of the men bet Hal a burger he couldn't get the engine out. So Hal removed the engine.”

Janet Evanovich book Lean Mean Thirteen

Source: Lean Mean Thirteen

“I almost never shoot people.”

Janet Evanovich

Variant: Stephanie Plum,"I almost never shoot anyone.

“You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see Rex the Wonder Horse. Women look at themselves and think they need to renew their membership at the gym.”

Janet Evanovich book Seven Up

Source: Seven Up

“My body is not designed to run. My body was designed to sit in an expensive care and drive.”

Janet Evanovich book One for the Money

Source: One for the Money

“Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close."
"Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either.”

Janet Evanovich High Five

Source: High Five

“Holy Crap,' Carolli said. 'You shot Jesus. That's gonna take a lot of Hail Marys.”

Janet Evanovich book Seven Up

Source: Seven Up