“Don't look now, but that's my ex over there."Surely I'm not the only one who takes "don't look now" as "there's no better time than now." I looked."Bad, Ali!" Another slap to my arm. "Bad, bad, bad Ali! Have you no self control?”Gena Showalter Source: Alice in Zombieland
“I’m not a bad person. I haven’t killed anyone. I (rarely) lie. I don’t kick little puppies. So why do people look at me as if the world would be a better place without me?”Gena Showalter Source: Oh My Goth
“If all we've got to look forward to is disloyalty and treachery, why do we even make friends?""Again, human nature. Hoping for the best is what drives us.”Gena Showalter Source: Intertwined
“Why wouldn't I dance?' Uh, maybe because at first glance he looked like he ate puppies for breakfast and kittens for lunch?”Gena Showalter Source: Alice in Zombieland
“CPR dummy looked like him and had clearly been stabbed. Repeatedly. In the groin. He thought she might have used the dummy for target practice, and tried not to be offended. Key word: tried.”Gena Showalter Source: The Darkest Secret
“If only Paris and the Harpies had gotten along. But Promiscuity had taken one look at the beautiful women and deemed them “too much effort.”Gena Showalter Source: The Darkest Whisper
“I looked around, counting the competition. Sixteen. To win, all I had to do was incapacitate each one, place my hand over their hearts and turn my palm into a flame. Easy.Yeah right.”Gena Showalter Source: Alice in Zombieland
“Bomb', Reyes said, not bothering to look up.'One of ours?' Maddox insisted…'Hardly. I know better than to blow myself up,' Reyes sighed.”Gena Showalter Source: The Darkest Night
“We were just sitting on the bed, together, and you were just drinking from me, your mouth on my skin, and""You mean you didn't look?”Gena Showalter Source: The Darkest Surrender
“If Paris were missing, he´d want the same guys looking for him. Seriously, the only team capable of getting better results would be Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers and Hannibal”Gena Showalter Source: The Darkest Seduction
“Enjoy him while it lasts," I called. "Apparently he has Girlfriend ADD."She looked away, but not before I caught the blush staining her cheeks.”Gena Showalter Source: Through the Zombie Glass
“She stopped at the desk and held up a can for his view. "This looks like an ordinary hairspray can, right?""Of course." he said though he had no idea what hairspray was.”Gena Showalter Source: Heart of the Dragon