Gena Showalter Quotes
“Please, I'd love to meet the guy you couldn't handle, and give him and award.”
Source: Alice in Zombieland
“I had faith, and if I had faith I couldn't worry.”
Source: Alice in Zombieland
“Blood spurted from his nose. Okay, I couldn't help myself. I burst out laughing.”
Source: Alice in Zombieland
Source: The Darkest Seduction
Source: The Darkest Passion
“She has the heart of a child, you know. Yeah, it's in a box beside her bed.
- Kaia Skyhawk”
Source: The Darkest Surrender
“Let me tell you what I just heard. Talk, talk, talk, I. Talk, talk, talk, I. Well, what about me?”
Source: The Darkest Seduction
“We can't spy on them if they aren't spying on us, now can we?" Warped logic, but okay.”
Source: Alice in Zombieland
“Back off, asshole. I haven't had a woman today, so I'm in no mood for this kind of bullshit.”
Source: The Darkest Night
“Is it sad that my first thought happened to be: Thank God I'm off the treadmill.”
Source: Alice in Zombieland
“Sometimes, the loneliness probably got to be too much and anyone seemed better than no one.”
Source: Through the Zombie Glass
“Paris, the FedEx deliveryman of Pleasure and Fatality.”
Source: The Darkest Seduction
“They were connected, one being, fused together. She belonged to him, and he to her.”
Source: The Darkest Whisper