Eric Jerome Dickey Quotes

“love is a mental illness, an obsessive-compulsive disorder romanticized!”

“Every man kills the things that he loves. Some with a look, some with flattery, the coward with a kiss.”

“paranoia, the first cousin of a bastard named fear”

“Women were excited after sex, wired becasue in their minds the relationship was on beginning. Men went to sleep m the because for the orgasm had arrived and the relationship was done.”

“wisdom ain't seeing what's in your face, but recognizing what's about to come!”

“changing horses doesn't mean the ride'll get any better!”

“You want to put a band-aid on something that needs stitches.”

“early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable!”

“We tried it again and it didn't work out. Sour milk is always sour milk. When something goes bad it stays bad. You don't put sour milk in the refrigerator one day, and take it out the next and expect it to taste sweet.”

“can't blame a man for being human when human is all he'll ever be!”

“It’s scary telling someone you care about, someone you love who you really are.”

“marriage is when a man stops disappointing many women and focuses on disappointing one!”

“the only perfect people are dead people, because their the only ones who can't make mistakes!”

“common enemies make enemies become friends!”