Dril Quotes

@dril is a pseudonymous Twitter user best known for his idiosyncratic style of absurdist humor and non sequiturs. The account, its author, and the character associated with the tweets are all commonly referred to as dril or wint , both rendered lowercase but often capitalized by others. Since his first tweet in 2008, dril has become a popular and influential Twitter user with more than one million followers.

dril is one of the most notable accounts associated with "Weird Twitter", a subculture on the site that shares a surreal, ironic sense of humor. The character associated with dril is highly distinctive, often described as a bizarre reflection of a typical male American Internet user. Other social media users have repurposed dril's tweets for humorous or satiric effect in a variety of political and cultural contexts. Many of dril's tweets, phrases, and tropes have become familiar parts of Internet slang.

The author behind dril remained unknown for years, with the few available details about the author's life fueling speculation about his identity. In 2017, dril's author was "doxxed" in a post that went viral and received media attention. After the doxxing, many Twitter users and journalists preferred to preserve dril's pseudonymity out of respect for the author's personal privacy and the character's mystique.

Beyond tweeting, dril has created animated short films and contributed illustrations and writing to other artists' collaborative projects. His first book, Dril Official "Mr. Ten Years" Anniversary Collection , is a compilation of the account's "greatest hits" alongside new illustrations. In 2019 he announced the launch of a streaming web series called Truthpoint: Darkweb Rising, an InfoWars parody co-created with comedian Derek Estevez-Olsen for Adult Swim. Writers have praised dril for the originality and humor of his tweets; for example, the poet Patricia Lockwood called dril "a master of tone [and] character," and The A.V. Club dubbed him "arguably the most iconic Twitter account in the history of social media." Wikipedia  

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Famous Dril Quotes

“IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/205052027259195393]
Tweets by year, 2012

“Welcome to the citadel of eternal wisdom. Behold, this crystal contains the sum of all human knowledge -- Except Rap And Country”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/26334898832]
Tweets by year, 2010

“so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/757914951868485632]
Tweets by year, 2016

“love when i lose aobut 100 followers immediately after making a beautiful post. the weak shriveling up into dust. Thats called darwin”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/955933835329462273]
Tweets by year, 2018

“how about instead of drop the ball on new years we drop the damn gas prices for onve”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/1346292466589130754]
Tweets by year, 2021

Dril Quotes about love

“i just need to say, to anyone reading this.. You are Important, You are loved, and You belong in this world, if you have over 5000 followers”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/979141180318453762]
Tweets by year, 2018

“girls always love to telling people not to" Mansplain"
but they do not care of, "Man's Pain"”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/754537489805828096]
Tweets by year, 2016

“joke's on you; i actually love being body slammed by one dozen perfect wrestlers. and my mouth isn't filled with bloodm, it's victory wine”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/460673146451161088]
Tweets by year, 2014

Dril: Trending quotes

“turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/841892608788041732]
Tweets by year, 2017

“im not owned! im not owned!!', i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/134787490526658561]
Tweets by year, 2011

“if you ask me this election could end about 100 different ways:
1) trump gets 0% of the vote
2) trump gets 1% of the vote
3) trump gets 2% o”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/796037882783928321]
Tweets by year, 2016

Dril Quotes

“Twitter, as I understand it, is a sort of "Hell" that I was banished to upon death in my previous life.”

dril in interviews
Context: Twitter, as I understand it, is a sort of "Hell" that I was banished to upon death in my previous life. In this abstract realm, the only thing I am certain of is that my cries are awarded "Favs" or "RTs" when they are particularly miserable or profane. These ethereal merits do nothing to ease my suffering, but I have deliriously convinced myself that gathering enough of them will impress my unseen superiors and grant me a promotion to a higher plane of existence. This is my sole motivation.

“its the weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and call 911”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/396296773964017665]
Tweets by year, 2013

“for like 8 months i thought covid was one of those joke diseases where you ask "what's covid" and the other guy tells tou to suck his nuts”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/1350738078453755909]
Tweets by year, 2021

“Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/384408932061417472]
Tweets by year, 2013

“user named " beavis_sinatra " has been terrorizing me since 2004, by sending me pictures of cups that are too close to the edge of the table”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/712394817272160257]
Tweets by year, 2016

“if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/361282749086175234]
Tweets by year, 2013

“trying to heal….. please donate to my go fund me… $10 will make me less racist… $100 will make me extremely less racist…thank you…”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/749438005706883072]
Tweets by year, 2016

“the human mind… perhaps the most powerful weapon. second only to the "GUN"”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/813966376327086080]
Tweets by year, 2016

“blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/473706394009759744]
Tweets by year, 2014

“ah, So u persecute Jared Fogle just because he has different beliefs? Do Tell. (girls get mad at me) Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/660644922744262656]
Tweets by year, 2015

“i lvoe and cherish all of the girls of this site, and other websites. you all become my wife more and more with each passing day. Thank you”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/836155612425773056]
Tweets by year, 2017

“THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
ME: I agree”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/516183352106577920]
Tweets by year, 2014

“drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it; s impossible to say if its bad or not”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/464802196060917762]
Tweets by year, 2014

“awfully bold of you to fly the Good Year blimp on a year that has been extremely bad thus far”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/490366979749216256]
Tweets by year, 2014

“donlad trump reportedly says that normal type pokemon are a waste of time. they're just dirty birds & rats who have no right being a pokemon”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/615199946980110336]
Tweets by year, 2015

“look, im not saying that martin luther king jr was a gamer. that would be ludicrous. im simply saying that if games had existed at the time”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/830105130104127490]
Tweets by year, 2017

“oh nothin, i was just buying some ear medication for my sick uncle… *LOWERS SHADES TO LOOK YOU DEAD IN THE EYE* who's a Model by the way”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/197502223226384387]
Tweets by year, 2012

“im little jesica. im dying because of obamas help care bill. im on my death bed and the doctor is ignoring me because my dady works hard”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/11074098650]
Tweets by year, 2010

“i hate i t when girls think im proposing whenever i take the knee at them in protest”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/930209246297448453]
Tweets by year, 2017

“i refuse to consume any product that has been created by, or is claimed to have been created by, the ((”

Keebler Elves))
[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/747822549069926400]
Tweets by year, 2016

“how do i get cowboy paint off a dog.”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/2299229204]
Tweets by year, 2009

“my friend the only crypto currency you wanna get your hands on is this: bird seed. There is a lot of birds and they all gotta eat”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/945649210455707648]
Tweets by year, 2017

“DOCTOR: you cant keep doing this to yourself. being The Last True Good Boy online will destroy you. you must stop posting with honor
ME: No”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/685244467213897728]
Tweets by year, 2016

“icant come to work today.. on account of JERRY DUTY *SHoves every seinfeld disk into dvd player at once”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/10849247486287872]
Tweets by year, 2010

“[man leans into doorway of WTC bathroom]
"Hey, you gotta finish up in there. 9/11 is happening."
"Alright. Just a sec."”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/457675646970634240]
Tweets by year, 2014

“Politic's is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/568056615355740160]
Tweets by year, 2015

“the numa numa man just bougt a $70million house and im here at the library trying to photocopy a fruit roll up”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/546030220491628544]
Tweets by year, 2014

“im afraid i must say that i do not find the mysteries featured on "scooby-doo" challenging enough.”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/934242047015387136]
Tweets by year, 2017

“it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the celebs are at it again”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/514845232509501440]
Tweets by year, 2014

“issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576]
Tweets by year, 2017

“getting pissed off at the idea of someone going on to wiki pedia and changing the name of the japanese suicide forest to "Warios Woods"”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/937459644229828608]
Tweets by year, 2017

“im afraid you do not grasp the enormity of who it is you are dealing with. (removes diaper,. revealing two sub-diapers ) Shall we continue..”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/763449869143072768]
Tweets by year, 2016

“the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/223751039709495298]
Tweets by year, 2012

“1st grade: Mastered.
2nd Grade: MAstered.
3rd Grade: Mastered.
4th Grade: Heres when they start trying to trick you
5th Grade:This ones hard”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/764864532720279552]
Tweets by year, 2016

“i often disagree with DigimonOtis, but his efforts to keep Sharia Law out of the donkey kong 64 wiki are much needed in this wolrd of danger”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/892825482814771203]
Tweets by year, 2017

“My posts are the bible. My brain is the bible. The books I'm releasing are bibles. It's all bible, baby”

[ "We Interviewed the Guy Behind @dril, the Undisputed King of Twitter", Caffier, Justin, August 24, 2018, Vice, August 25, 2018, http://archive.today/2018.08.26-011141/https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/3kymv8/we-interviewed-the-guy-behind-dril-the-undisputed-king-of-twitter, August 25, 2018, no https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/3kymv8/we-interviewed-the-guy-behind-dril-the-undisputed-king-of-twitter,]
dril in interviews

“You may have heard of a character from the batman movies, called the Joker. The joker just lives a normal life like you or me, going to the grocery store, and the office or what have you. But WHen the joker puts his mask on, he becomes the joker, and he mercilessly goes out there and gets Paid. Thats what I try to do in my life and the way I live life, and I do do it every day, and it is the essence of understanding my pain.”

[ "We Interviewed the Guy Behind @dril, the Undisputed King of Twitter", Caffier, Justin, August 24, 2018, Vice, August 25, 2018, http://archive.today/2018.08.26-011141/https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/3kymv8/we-interviewed-the-guy-behind-dril-the-undisputed-king-of-twitter, August 25, 2018, no https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/3kymv8/we-interviewed-the-guy-behind-dril-the-undisputed-king-of-twitter,]
dril in interviews

“do not be afraid to talk to that lonely boy on the train … with the rosy red cheeks, sun glasses & big cigar… he just mmight be… angel”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/551464123293523968]
Tweets by year, 2015

“strongest blade in the world, howeve, r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian.”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/235218148800991233]
Tweets by year, 2012

“"jail isnt real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/181225396694560769]
Tweets by year, 2012

“VERIFY!! VERIFIY THIS ACCOUNT! THE TROLLS ARE BREAKING IN THROUGH THE WINDOWS!! I NEED THE CHECK MARK!! NOW!! NOW!! NOW!!”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/938188434195341313]
Tweets by year, 2017

“Everyone less mentally ill than me is Privileged, everyone more mentally ill than me is Toxic, everyone equally mentally ill to me is Cool,”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/1333817949623263232]
Tweets by year, 2020

“Should i learn Letters first? Or choose the path of Numbers? A queston every baby must ask it self.”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/1329464017417474048]
Tweets by year, 2020

“epic ; supreme court rules nabisco is legally allowed to label their products as "Homemade" after forcing the employees to live at the factory”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/1288582330261467136]
Tweets by year, 2020

“one thing the gamer world is certainly agreeing of, is that halo infinite is sure to be the highest numbered halo game yet”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/1287072890408460293]
Tweets by year, 2020

“if you ask me many of Americans have been wearing the mask even before from covid 19. the mask i refer to is of course the clown's mask.”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/1272935502753087489]
Tweets by year, 2020

“guys who get off on being humiliated used to expose themselves at the grocery store or something. now they pretend to be journalists on here”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/1270787621749309440]
Tweets by year, 2020

“every generation deserves at least 5 movies named "Spider Man 2"”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/1250346754194591744]
Tweets by year, 2020

“i deserve the most mentally ill president imaginable. 99 year old babbling doofus. Send us into the volcano sir”

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/1235108800744411137]
Tweets by year, 2020

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