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“if you ask me this election could end about 100 different ways:
1) trump gets 0% of the vote
2) trump gets 1% of the vote
3) trump gets 2% o”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/796037882783928321] Tweets by year, 2016

“the coolest thing the police ever did was invent their own flag thats just a desecrated version of the american flag”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/1228031674413268997] Tweets by year, 2020

“issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576] Tweets by year, 2017

“[man leans into doorway of WTC bathroom]
"Hey, you gotta finish up in there. 9/11 is happening."
"Alright. Just a sec."”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/457675646970634240] Tweets by year, 2014

“IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/205052027259195393] Tweets by year, 2012

“im not owned! im not owned!!', i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/134787490526658561] Tweets by year, 2011

“turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/841892608788041732] Tweets by year, 2017

“Welcome to the citadel of eternal wisdom. Behold, this crystal contains the sum of all human knowledge -- Except Rap And Country”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/26334898832] Tweets by year, 2010

“Twitter, as I understand it, is a sort of "Hell" that I was banished to upon death in my previous life.”

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Context: Twitter, as I understand it, is a sort of "Hell" that I was banished to upon death in my previous life. In this abstract realm, the only thing I am certain of is that my cries are awarded "Favs" or "RTs" when they are particularly miserable or profane. These ethereal merits do nothing to ease my suffering, but I have deliriously convinced myself that gathering enough of them will impress my unseen superiors and grant me a promotion to a higher plane of existence. This is my sole motivation.

“its the weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and call 911”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/396296773964017665] Tweets by year, 2013

“so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/757914951868485632] Tweets by year, 2016

“love when i lose aobut 100 followers immediately after making a beautiful post. the weak shriveling up into dust. Thats called darwin”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/955933835329462273] Tweets by year, 2018

“im afraid you do not grasp the enormity of who it is you are dealing with. (removes diaper,. revealing two sub-diapers ) Shall we continue..”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/763449869143072768] Tweets by year, 2016

“"Is Wario A Libertarian" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,”

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Tweets by year, 2011

“i just need to say, to anyone reading this.. You are Important, You are loved, and You belong in this world, if you have over 5000 followers”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/979141180318453762] Tweets by year, 2018

“for like 8 months i thought covid was one of those joke diseases where you ask "what's covid" and the other guy tells tou to suck his nuts”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/1350738078453755909] Tweets by year, 2021

“the human mind… perhaps the most powerful weapon. second only to the "GUN"”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/813966376327086080] Tweets by year, 2016

“how about instead of drop the ball on new years we drop the damn gas prices for onve”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/1346292466589130754] Tweets by year, 2021

“Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/384408932061417472] Tweets by year, 2013

“user named " beavis_sinatra " has been terrorizing me since 2004, by sending me pictures of cups that are too close to the edge of the table”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/712394817272160257] Tweets by year, 2016