Chetan Bhagat Quotes

“Be so busy Improving your self that you have no time to criticize others.”

“Rules, after all, are only made so you can work around them”

“Nothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products.”

“The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us.”

“Forgiving doesn't make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.”

“She had perfect features, with her eye, nose, lips, and ears the right size and in right places. That is all it takes to make people beautiful, normal body parts – yet why does nature mess it up so many times?”

“It's not arrogance. [Tamilians] are quiet people.”

“Stupid people go to college but"smart people own them"….”

“Successful people don’t have friends.”

“Only women think there is a reason to thank people if they listen to them.”

“Sometimes life is not about what u want to do but what u ought to do”

“Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is - that of an overpaid clerk”

“Girls are beautiful, let's face it, and life is quite, quite worthless without them.”

“But that is what life is like, uncertain, screwed at times but still fun.”

“to analyse my dream and its significance in my insignificant life, but I had to get dressed for work.”

“Jealousy is a rather enjoyable emotion to watch.”

“Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.”

“Don't be serious, be sincere.”

“The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.”

“From biscuit to brides, if there is anything their children really want, parents have a problem.”

“The pretty girl is always right.”

“A wise man can be a fool in love.”

“The world's most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice…”

“In relationship there are always two types of person: one weaker and the other stronger one. It's never easier to live being as weaker one!”

“Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter’s home.”

“preety girls behave best when you ignore them”

“can run, you can hide, but you can’t escape my love”

“But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.”

“Progress is building something lasting for future.”

“People like him think that they are god's gift to the world. What's worse, they are.”

“One thing guys know is when to shut up.”

“Figuring out women is harder than topping a ManPro Quiz.”

“Sometimes counting seconds is a great way to kill time through a woman's tantrums.”

“Alok tried to ask the professor for a re-quiz, who stared back as if he had been asked for both his kidneys.”

“We were talking a lot, but we weren't communicating at all.”

“Girls handbags have enough to make a survival kit for Antarctica.”

“Few people in the world get to hit their bosses but those who do will tell you it is better than sex.”

“Ryan and I took everything; though everything tasted the same, we could at least have some variety of colors on our plate.”

“Practical enough to leave the people who do the funny stuff alone.”

“Theaters are the opposite of class lectures, the front row is where the action is.”

“In the first three months, half of my salary went for a pigeonhole in the Siberian end of town.”

“It is time to face real world, even if it is harder and painful. I'd rather fly and crash, than just snuggle and sleep.”

“I suspect he was never young, was just born straight forty years old.”

“This means that I can do whatever I really want. God is always with me. There is no thing as a loser after all.”

“As I said sir, no one is perfect. Apart from Google of course.”

“Girls have no idea what effect their wavering has on boys.”

“Esha's modelling is also beyond me as no one is ever going to pay me for my looks.”

“All of us needed time to rest. And we had time - four months of it - to take all the rest in the world.”

“When you screw up someone’s life, the least you can do is leave the person alone.”

“Love makes us do stupid things.”

“I may not be a great surgeon, but the one little heart I have, I have given to you.”

“Girls are strategic. They will talk about love and romance and all that crap but when it comes to doing the deal they will choose the fattest chicken.”

“I know, these Hindi movies are crap, but they do kind of take your mind away from the crap of real life like nothing else.”

“Crap happens in life. It could happen tonight.”

“Telling your parents you’ve failed at something is harder than the actual failure.”

“It is amazing how the brain will connect one thought to another until it gets to where it wants to be.”

“That was reality and as is often the case, reality sucks.”

“That’s what human relationships are about – selective sharing and hiding of information to the point of crazy confusion.”

“Kind? This is DisCo, not Mother Teresa's home.”

“Think about this, the people gave birth to me cannot stop hating each other enough. What does that tell you about me? Half of my genes must be fighting with other half, no wonder I am so fucking messed up.”

“God gives talent so that the ordinary person can become extraordinary. Talent is the only way the poor can become rich. Otherwise, in this world the rich would remain rich and the poor would remain poor. This unfair talent actually creates a balance, helps to make the world fair.”

“But it will work, man. If you put your heart into it, it will.”

“Life is tough when you are always talking to people smarter than you.”

“Admiration passes, love endures.”

“Remember, we need global help right now to get the vaccines. The person who needs the help cannot have ego. Ego never served anyone anyway, but if we keep ego or fake pride now, when we need help, we won't succeed. Heads down, get to work, source and administer the vaccines.”

“The best news of the day. Pfizer vaccine (a major trial was under progress) is 90% effective. Victory for science and humanity. Stock markets soaring across the world. Seems like the real deal this time.”