Chelsea Handler: Likeness

Chelsea Handler is American comedian, actress, author and talk show host. Explore interesting quotes on likeness.
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“At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then some Matthew McConaughey type either whips around the corner just in the nick of time to save her or is clumsily pulled down along with her.”

That event predictably leads to the magical moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall ALL the time. You know who comes and gets me? The bouncer.
My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands (2005)

“I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.”

Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

“I look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.”

Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands