Chelsea Handler: Making

Chelsea Handler is American comedian, actress, author and talk show host. Explore interesting quotes on making.
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“I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.”

Chelsea Handler book Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

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“My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.”

Chelsea Handler book Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

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“It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.”

Chelsea Handler book Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Source: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

“Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I think it's because it makes me look 'more together.”

Chelsea Handler

Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

“I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.”

Chelsea Handler

Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands