“I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
The Big Picture: An American Commentary (1991)
Alan Whitney Brown is an American writer and comedian best known for work on Saturday Night Live in the 1980s. In addition to writing for the program, he appeared opposite Dennis Miller in a biting satirical Weekend Update commentary segment called "The Big Picture." He won a 1988 Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing in a Variety or Music Program, along with Al Franken, Tom Davis, Phil Hartman, Mike Myers, Lorne Michaels and Conan O'Brien. He was also one of the original correspondents on Comedy Central's The Daily Show from 1996 to 1998. Wikipedia
“I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
The Big Picture: An American Commentary (1991)
“That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.”
The Big Picture: An American Commentary (1991)
The Big Picture: An American Commentary (1991)