Quotes from work

Three to Get Deadly

“There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect"
Stephanie”

“A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.”

“Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.”

“I rolled my eyes so far into the top of my head I almost fell over backward.”

“When something needs to be ironed I put it in the ironing basket. If a year goes by and the item is still in the basket I throw the item away. This is a good system since eventually I end up only with clothes that don’t need ironing.”

“Are you telling me you think Ranger's a superhero?'
Think about it. We don't know where he lives. We don't know anything about him.'
Superheroes are make-believe.'
Oh yeah?' Lula said. 'What about God?”

“I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times.”

“My sex life is okay."

"Yeah," Morelli said. "But sometimes it's fun to have a partner.”

“Exercise improves your sex life.
Ranger to Stephanie”