Quotes from work

High Five

“He squinted at me. "What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control?”

“I need mood music. I gotta get myself ready to kick butt."
Lula - High Five”

“How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.”

“Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close."
"Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either.”

“I wasn’t a fabulous cook. I didn’t have a boyfriend, much less a husband. And I wasn’t a big financial success. I could live with all those failings as long as I knew that once in a while I looked really hot.”

“Almost everybody I know has died,” Grandma said. “Bunch of wimps.”