Quotes from book
Fool

Fool
Christopher Moore

Fool is a novel by American writer Christopher Moore, released on February 10, 2009.

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“King Lear: How hath my fool offended?
Regan: He hath shagged me roughly, against my will, and finished too soon.
King Lear: By force- Pocket? He isn't eight-stone on a feast day- he couldn't shag a cat by force.
Pocket: That's not true, sire. If the cat is distracted with a trout, then - well, uh, never mind.”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Ch 14 - On Tender Horns - pg 177
Fool (2009)

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“Pocket: Do you know that there's no fool piece on the chessboard, Kent?
Kent: Methinks the fool is the player, the mind above the moves.
Pocket: Well, that's a scratchy spot of cat wank. But bloody well said.”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Ch 15 - In a Lover's Eye - pg 184
Fool (2009)

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“Gentle spook, if it is a warning you bring, state it true. If action you require, ask outright. If music you must make, play on- but by the wine-stained balls of Bacchus, speak your bloody business quick and clear and then be gone, before Time's iron tongue licks away my mercy bonk with second thoughts!”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Pocket (Black Fool)
Fool (2009)

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“She's a bloody vision of loveliness.”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Drool
Fool (2009)

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“And once I shagged Regan on a platter of pork in front of Muslims.”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Pocket (Black Fool)
Fool (2009)

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“Fuckstockings!”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Pocket (Black Fool), Ch 14 - On Tender Horns - pg 176
Fool (2009)

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“I shagged a ghost!”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Drool, Ch 14 - On Tender Horns - pg 167
Fool (2009)