Quotes about grapefruit

A collection of quotes on the topic of grapefruit.

Quotes about grapefruit

“« He squeezed his hands into fists. I picked up a grapefruit-sized rock and handed it to him. It went flying. Home run, Beast Lord style.”

Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo

Source: Magic Rises

Home, Flying

“Life… is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.”

Douglas Adams book So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

Source: So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

Life, People

“Hollywood's a great place to live… if you're a grapefruit.”

Rod Serling (1924–1975) American screenwriter

From a letter to his wife, as quoted in Rod Serling: Submitted for Your Approval (October 1997), American Masters (PBS: Thirteen/WNET).
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“You could fire a grapefruit out of a cannon over the best law schools in the country - and that includes Chicago - and not hit an originalist.”

Antonin Scalia (1936–2016) former Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States

On modern teaching of law: Speech at University of Chicago Law School http://maroon.uchicago.edu/news/articles/2003/05/09/justice_scalia_speak.php, (6 May 2003). <br class="br">2000s

School, Law, Country

“I am grateful… grapefruit.”

Björk (1965) Icelandic singer-songwriter

At the Brit Awards 1998
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