
“There's gonna' be a lotta slow singin' and flower bringin' if my burglar alarm starts ringin.”
Song lyrics, Ready to Die (1994), "Warning"
A collection of quotes on the topic of burglar, doing, use, housing.
“There's gonna' be a lotta slow singin' and flower bringin' if my burglar alarm starts ringin.”
Song lyrics, Ready to Die (1994), "Warning"
Source: Autobiography of Mark Twain, Vol. 3 (2015), p. 269
“I'm playing a cat burglar. I've made it. This is the high point of my career. I'm really chuffed.”
Entertainment Weekly; 23 July 1993, Referring to his role on The Simpsons
“Congratulations! We’re reverse burglars, here to give you fifty gold solari!”
Source: Red Seas Under Red Skies
“A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.”
Facebook post (2014) https://www.facebook.com/james.nicoll.927/posts/10152710405547985
2010s
Sport quotes of the week, Charles, Chris, 2009-10-14, BBC Spot, 2009-10-14, Quotez http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/8302454.stm,
Sourced quotes
Interview with Mark Riebling (2002)
Speech on November 4th at "Law not War" rally in Trafalgar Square, London, during the Suez crisis of 1956.
1950s
As quoted in Asadollah Alam (1991), The Shah and I: The Confidential Diary of Iran's Royal Court, 1968-77, page 535
Attributed
"The Loveridge Burglary" (1900)
Short stories
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Unclassified
1850s, The Present Aspect of the Slavery Question (1859)
Source: Probabilistic Reasoning in Intelligent Systems: Networks of Plausible Inference, 1988, p. 42: Example of an uncertain evidence
“A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else.”
“Makes the Whole World Kin,” Sixes and Sevens (1911)
“Misers get up early in the morning; and burglars, I am informed, get up the night before.”
Tremendous Trifles (1909)
2006-12-29
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/fighting_words/2006/12/our_short_national_nightmare.html
Our Short National Nightmare
Slate
1091-2339
referencing a quote by Gerald Ford
2000s, 2006
1920s, The Reign of Law (1925)
Context: When the local government unit evades its responsibility in one direction, it is started in the vicious way of disregard of law and laxity of living. The police force which is administered on the assumption that the violation of some laws may be ignored has started toward demoralization. The community which approves such administration is making dangerous concessions. There is no use disguising the fact that as a nation our attitude toward the prevention and punishment of crime needs more serious attention. I read the other day a survey which showed that in proportion to population we have eight times as many murders as Great Britain, and five times as many as France. Murder rarely goes unpunished in Britain or France; here the reverse is true. The same survey reports many times as many burglaries in parts of America as in all England; and, whereas a very high percent of burglars in England are caught and punished, in parts of our country only a very low percent are finally punished. The comparison can not fail to be disturbing. The conclusion is inescapable that laxity of administration reacts upon public opinion, causing cynicism and loss of confidence in both law and its enforcement and therefore in its observance. The failure of local government has a demoralizing effect in every direction.
The Other World (1657)
Context: Most men judge only by their senses and let themselves be persuaded by what they see. Just as the man whose boat sails from shore to shore thinks he is stationary and that the shore moves, men turn with the earth under the sky and have believed that the sky was turning above them. On top of that, insufferable vanity has convinced humans that nature has been made only for them, as though the sun, a huge body four hundred and thirty-four times as large as the earth, had been lit only to ripen our crab apples and cabbages.
I am not one to give in to the insolence of those brutes. I think the planets are worlds revolving around the sun and that the fixed stars are also suns that have planets revolving around them. We can't see those worlds from here because they are so small and because the light they reflect cannot reach us. How can one honestly think that such spacious globes are only large, deserted fields? And that our world was made to lord it over all of them just because a dozen or so vain wretches like us happen to be crawling around on it? Do people really think that because the sun gives us light every day and year, it was made only to keep us from bumping into walls? No, no, this visible god gives light to man by accident, as a king's torch accidentally shines upon a working man or burglar passing in the street.