“For what's the use of talking with a man who has a disease and thinks about the stars?”

“I think a nerd is a person who uses the telephone to talk to other people about telephones. And a computer nerd therefore is somebody who uses a computer in order to use a computer.”

“A small man always has one weapon he can use against a great big man: he can "talk" about him.”

“The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases; one of its diseases is called man.”

“Oh! I don't think I would like to catch a sensible man. I shouldn't know what to talk to him about.”

“The talkative person is one who speaks more than he thinks. Someone who thinks a great deal and talks a great deal is never considered a talkative person. The talkative man speaks from his mouth, the eloquent man speaks from his heart.”

“(…) Of what use is your arguing for or against God, when you just do not know who is God, and what are you talking about. (…).”

“If a man who claims to see the future is a fool,
how much more so, the man who believes he can control it?
We think we steer the ship of fate,
but all of us are guided by unseen stars.”

“The way some of these politicians talk about homosexuality is very insulting. They treat it like it's a disease, like being gay is contagious. Being gay is not contagious. And if you think that it is, YOU'RE GAY.”

“Other people can talk about how to expand the destiny of mankind. I just want to talk about how to fix a motorcycle. I think that what I have to say has more lasting value.”