“That's what she said.”

“The day war broke out, my Missus said to me – she looked at me and she said, "What good are you?"”

“There were several ways of understanding her: there was what she said, and there was what she meant, and there was something between the two, that was neither.”

“I guess it's a choice we make," she said.

"What's a choice?" I asked.

And she said, "How much of the world we let in.”

“I take back what I said about the donkey,’’ Ascanio said. ‘’She’s awesome”

“Life Plan:
I asked her what she planned to do with her life & she said she was way beyond that point already. I'm just happy I remember to be there when it happens, she said.”

“What would demons," she said, "want with our microwave?”

“Do you know what a palmist once said to me? She said: WILL YOU LET GO!”

“I asked a women I was with once, simple question, I asked her 'Have you ever eaten pheasant?' See, it's direct, isn't it?! It's enclosed, it contains everything that needs to be said! And she said a wonderful thing. She said "Erm…"—she thought about it—and she said "Er, not really." What does that mean? On any level? I mean, did you suck it and throw it away? Did someone drop it in your drink? What happened? Was it a speeding car, one lick? WHAT, WHAT?!?!”

“Maybe I should drive,” Troy said. “She knows what she’s doing,” Mad Rogan said. I sniffed. “What?” “The fragrance of a genuine compliment from Mad Rogan. So rare and sweet.”