“What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.”

“There are two things in life that keep me motivated, a cup of coffee and a second cup of coffee.”

“I used to think of that line in Allen Ginsberg's 'Howl', about the 'sad cup of coffee'... I have had cold coffee and hot coffee and lousy coffee, But I've never had a sad cup of coffee.”

“Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup! That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup- that's it!”

“Coffee isn't my cup of tea.”

“Sometimes life is merely a matter of coffee and whatever intimacy a cup of coffee affords.”

“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?”

“Me and a book is a party. Me and a book and a cup of coffee is an orgy.”

“Usually she ordered a cup of coffee and a cup of tea, as well as a brownie, propping up her sadness with chocolate and caffeine so that it became an anxiety.”

“If you cannot stand a spoon upright in the cup, then the coffee is too weak.”