
“When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it.”
Variant: If I talk, everyone thinks I'm showing off; when I'm silent they think I'm ridiculous, rude if I answer, sly if I get a good idea, lazy if I'm tired, selfish if I eat a mouthful more than I should, stupid, cowardly, crafty, etc., etc.
Source: The Diary of a Young Girl
“When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I feel like saying something, I say it.”
“When I think I'm good, I find out I'm actually not.”
"Underdog Zhang defies odds to script biggest win" in ESPN https://www.espn.in/badminton/story/_/id/22318386/underdog-zhang-defies-odds-script-biggest-win (4 February 2018)
“I get tired of talking when I want to be silent.”
Source: The Portable Henry Rollins
“I know you're right. I'm just low, and when I'm low I talk like a fool.”
Source: The Sun Also Rises
“I'm pretty good at blending in when I want to.”
An Evening With Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure’s Mark Holton http://thefivecount.com/audio-posts/the-five-counts-17-year-anniversary-an-evening-with-pee-wees-big-adventures-mark-holton/ (June 12, 2021)
“I'll eat when I'm hungry, drink when I'm dry”
Song lyrics, Time Out of Mind (1997), Standing In The Doorway