“When you quit drinking you stop waiting.”
Source: Drinking: A Love Story
“When you quit drinking you stop waiting.”
Source: Drinking: A Love Story
“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.”
Variant: First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
“You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.”
Source: When Gravity Fails (1986), Chapter 1 (p. 4).