“Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter, and he SERIOUSLY loved peanut butter.”

“Jack: I know, but peanut butter?”

“Without peanut butter, I might starve.”

“Yay!' he said. 'Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!”

“Man can not live by bread alone… he must have peanut butter.”

“Yes," he said sincerely. "Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.”

“You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter.”

“We'll have peanut butter crackers and juice and use the bidet!”

“Is Tyson okay?' I asked.
The question seemed to take my dad by surprise. 'He's fine. Doing much better than I expected. Though 'peanut butter' is a strange battle cry.”

“Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.”