“and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.”

“After a week, I decided religion wasn't for me.”

“Now and then I'll be a little brief with some of my band members. I won't talk or I'll refrain from talking to my band while we're rehearsing. But basically I am friendly with people. … I'll go on cold streaks. I'll work with a collaborator then I'll stop calling the collaborator for a couple weeks. I'll say I need a break from you for a couple weeks. But they're "OK, fine, fine, I'll see you in two weeks."”

“when life gives you lemons, say, "yeah I like lemons, what else ya got"?”

“If there's an opposite of a honeymoon, it's the week after a couple's first child is born.”

“When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?”

“Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon”

“There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt.”

“I was in the shopping mall because that's where I go lately. For the last couple of weeks, I've been going there every day, trying to figure out why people go there. It's kind of a personal project.”

“I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea.”