“And I stopped beating my wife just a couple of weeks ago…”

—  John McCain

Trying to make a joke, 26 June 2008 http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2008/jun/27/mccains-yucca-song-and-dance/ <br class="br">2000s, 2008

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politician from the United States 1936–2018

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