“Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce.”

“Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.”

“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”

“Divorce is always good news. I know that sounds weird, but it’s true because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce … That would be sad. If two people were married and they were really and they just had a great thing and then they got divorced, that would be really sad. But that has happened zero times.”

“There are four stages to marriage. First there's the affair, then there's the marriage, then children, and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.”

“In business, it's about terminating a contract and in marriage it's called divorce. Just the same, but different wording.”

“An epigram is the marriage of wit, and wisdom; a wisecrack, their divorce.”

“When the give-and-take loop is interrupted for so long, one cannot expect that link to stay attached. This will result in separation or even divorce in the marriage.”

“You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.”

“The possibility of divorce renders both marriage partners stricter in their observance of the duties they owe to each other. Divorces help to improve morals and to increase the population.”