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American actor and comedian 1921–2004Related quotes
“I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.”
Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 18
“What, you're tryin' to be my new wife? What're you, Mariah? Fly through twice!”
"Superman"
2000s, The Eminem Show (2002)
“Something bad was about to happen. My wife was being clever again.”
Source: Gone Girl
Source: The Tenant of Wildfell Hall (1848), Ch. XIV : An Assault; Gilbert Markham
“I can fix a bad page. I can't fix a blank page.”
Variant: You can fix anything but a blank page.
After his Yorkshire Terrier had issues with customs.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/funny_old_game/7004282.stm
Chelsea FC
“Fixed formation is bad. Study this well.”
Go Rin No Sho (1645), The Water Book