“If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far.”

“Man, he wasn't going to need a stress test anytime soon. If his heart could get through a kiss from her, he could probably run a marathon.

While dragging a car behind him.

Sideways to the road.”

“You ride in a limousine the first time, it’s a big thrill but after that it’s just a stupid car.”

“Man invented the car to comfortably sit in jams.”

“Del Piero is known for his sense of humour. He once joked that if Lippi does not convoke him to the World Cup in Germany, he would "run him over with his car and sink his damn boat."”

“This was what could happen to you: you could end up this far from where you thought you were going.”

“You could run to the farthest corners of the earth. There's no place you could go where I wouldn't love you. Nothing you could do to stop me.”

“People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we've got sitcoms with canned laughter that let's you know when to laugh if you're to stupid to know when the joke is.”

“You can run and run as fast and as far as you like, but the truth is, wherever you run, there you are.”

“If I could fine you for stupid, I would fine you for stupid.”