
“People see me and think I have lots of girlfriends, do I look like I have lots of girlfriends?”
Variant: Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex."
"At least you know he's still available.
Source: City of Bones
“People see me and think I have lots of girlfriends, do I look like I have lots of girlfriends?”
“I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.”
Jarmusch, Jim (2003). "The White Stripes: getting to know the most interesting band in music today" http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1285/is_4_33/ai_100572738/pg_4 FindArticles.com (accessed June 6, 2006)
“My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.”
One-liners
On Wikipedia
Canadian pundit, Wikipedia founder in messy breakup http://web.archive.org/web/20080304021035/http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2008/03/02/marsden-breakup.html
“You brought me grenades. You are officially the best girlfriend ever.”
Source: Daylighters