“I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now.”
Louisa May Alcott book Little Women
Source: Little Women
“I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now.”
Louisa May Alcott book Little Women
Source: Little Women
Winston S. Churchill (1874–1965) Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
Dates to 1899, American humor origin, originally featuring a woman upset by a man's cigar smoking. Cigar often removed in later versions, coffee added in 1900. Incorrectly attributed in Consuelo Vanderbilt Balsan, Glitter and Gold (1952). <br class="br">See various early citations and references to refutations at “If you were my husband, I’d poison your coffee” (Nancy Astor to Churchill?) http://www.barrypopik.com/index.php/new_york_city/entry/if_you_were_my_husband_id_poison_your_coffee_nancy_astor_to_churchill, Barry Popik, The Big Apple,' February 09, 2009 <br class="br">Early examples include 19 November 1899, Gazette-Telegraph (CO), "Tales of the Town," p. 7, and early attributions are to American humorists Marshall P. Wilder and De Wolf Hopper. <br class="br">Churchill by Himself: The Definitive Collection of Quotations, by Richard Langworth, PublicAffairs, 2008, p. 578. <br class="br">The Yale Book of Quotations, edited by Fred R. Shapiro, New Haven, CT, Yale University Press, 2006, p. 155. <br class="br">George Thayer, The Washington Post (April 27, 1971), p. B6. <br class="br">Misattributed <br class="br">Variant: Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put arsenic in your morning coffee.<br><br>Winston Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.
Robert Rauschenberg (1925–2008) American artist
Source: 1980's, Off the Wall: Robert Rauschenberg and the Art world of Our Time, 1980, p. 89
“You cannot thrash the person who makes you coffee. It's a rule somewhere.”
Kim Harrison (1966) Pseudonym
Source: Ever After
“I wouldn't be the person I am today if it weren't for his daily encouragement.”
Ken Pavés American hairdresser
Jessica Simpson
Adato, Allison; Ingrassia, Lisa; Baker, K C. (2006-06-12), "The Mane Man". People. 65 (23):107-108
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Alison Bechdel book Dykes to Watch Out For
#53, "Swept Away" (1989), collected in New, Improved! DTWOF (1990).
Dykes to Watch Out For
“I'd probably be a 'Do you want fries with that?' person, because I have nowhere else to go!”
Taylor Horn (1992) American musician and actor
On what she would probably do if she weren't performing.<br>From the documentary Britney's Redneck Roots. Quote from The Guardian http://www.guardian.co.uk/print/0,3858,5264115-103689,00.html, unidentified issue.