“It's just a matter of willpower. The day you decide it's over, it's over. You never get over it.”

“[bends over] *errgh* Sorry for making that noise, but … that's what happens when you get older. One day what happens is that you bend over, and you never come back.”

“Would you rather live one perfect day over and over or live your life with no perfect days but just decent ones?”

“Let me make it very clear that the days of cheap food are over, just as the days of cheap oil are over”

“Still you can't keep doing the coulda and the woulda and the shoulda. And if there's one thing I know it's this. Doesn't matter how smart you are, or even how careful or lucky, there's some mistakes you just keep making over and over.”

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”

“Those days are over. I have to be won all over again every time you see me.”

“It's the same the whole world over.
Every year we get a little bit older.
No matter what you say, no matter what you do
Rich or poor, you know it's gonna happen to you.”

“Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.”

“My dear boy, no woman is a genius. Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly. Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.”