“I have a vest. If I had my arms cut off, it would be a jacket.”
Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian
Do You Believe in Gosh?
On not feeling limited being deemed as a Chicana writer in “AN INTERVIEW WITH DENISE CHAVEZ” https://ir.uiowa.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1161&context=ijcs in Iowa Journal of Cultural Studies (1994)
“I have a vest. If I had my arms cut off, it would be a jacket.”
Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian
Do You Believe in Gosh?
Karl Pilkington (1972) English television personality, social commentator, actor, author and former radio producer
The Moaning of Life, Karl on Kids
Paul Simon (1941) American musician, songwriter and producer
The Sound of Silence
Song lyrics, Wednesday Morning, 3 A.M. (1964)
“Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.”
James Nicoll (1961) Canadian fiction reviewer
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2000s
Huey Long (1893–1935) American politician, Governor of Louisiana, and United States Senator
And they learned.
Huey Long on conservative resistance to illiteracy programs for Negroes (Williams p. 706)
Edie Sedgwick (1943–1971) Socialite, actress, model
Edie : Girl On Fire (2006)
“Hey, I want to know for sure before I cut off my motor. Is this the Los Angeles Municipal airport?”
Eddie August Schneider (1911–1940) American aviator
[Jersey City Lad Holds Junior Flying Record for Westward Trip, Ludington Daily News, http://familypedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Eddie_August_Schneider_in_the_Ludington_Daily_News_on_August_19,_1930.png, Ludington, Michigan, August 19, 1930, Associated Press]
After landing in California on his record breaking trip
“If they cut off both hands, I will compose music anyway holding the pen in my teeth.”
Dmitri Shostakovich (1906–1975) Russian composer and pianist
Said to Isaac Glikman, 1936; cited from Laurel Fay Shostakovich: A Life (2000) p. 92.