“I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge?”
Steve Martin (1945) American actor, comedian, musician, author, playwright, and producer
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“I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge?”
Steve Martin (1945) American actor, comedian, musician, author, playwright, and producer
Denise Chávez (1948) American writer
On not feeling limited being deemed as a Chicana writer in “AN INTERVIEW WITH DENISE CHAVEZ” https://ir.uiowa.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1161&context=ijcs in Iowa Journal of Cultural Studies (1994)
“I have a vest. If I had my arms cut off, it would be a jacket.”
Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian
Do You Believe in Gosh?
“Yeah, I said, swallowing and looking out my open door, at the ocean. The answer's yes.”
Sarah Dessen (1970) American writer
What Happened To Goodbye (2011)
“If you cut a branch out of my forests, I'd cut your head off!”
Mehmed II (1432–1481) Ottoman sultan
Source: Aşıkpaşaoğlu History