“Thankfully, I've never had to use the insurance policy. And although a million dollars is a lot of money, to me, my penis is priceless.”

—  Keiran Lee

The quote "Thankfully, I've never had to use the insurance policy. And although a million dollars is…" is famous quote attributed to Keiran Lee (1984), British pornographic film actor, director and producer.

"The Porn Star With The Million Dollar Penis Tells Us About, Well, His Penis" (July 22, 2016)

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