
I thought I was broke. Why does my jaw hurt?
Comedy Central Presents: Dave Attell
Bala would imitate him, both dancing like monkeys... All of us tried to snub him but the beggar could not be turned out. It meant a few coins for him; he made a regular visit to our house and the two used to dance. That was the real starting point for Bala’s dancing mania.
I thought I was broke. Why does my jaw hurt?
Comedy Central Presents: Dave Attell
Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes
Song lyrics, Graceland (1986)
Git-R-Done (album)
“OK, you trained monkeys, everybody jump up and down. Let's bring back the good old pogo!”
1993-12-31 at Oakland Coliseum Arena, Oakland, California, in between "About a Girl" and "Lithium".
Stage banter
Before "Halloween", Live at Luther College
“The slave who dances is free… while he is dancing.”
Source: Island Beneath the Sea
“Let us rejoice and let us sing and dance and ring in the new: Hail Atlantis!”
Spoken prelude
Atlantis (1968)
2001
Context: Airports scrupulously apply the same laughably ineffective airport harassment to Suzy Chapstick as to Muslim hijackers. It is preposterous to assume every passenger is a potential crazed homicidal maniac. We know who the homicidal maniacs are. They are the ones cheering and dancing right now.
We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.