“But, doctor, what will happen to my teeth and bones if I stop drinking milk?”

“I could feel the winter shaking my bones and banging my teeth together.”

“My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.”

“Drink the milk.”

“I pity the fool who drinks soy milk.”

“Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.”

“Let me tell you what really happened… Every night before I go to bed, I have milk and cookies. One night I mixed some low-fat milk and some pasteurized, then I dipped my cookie in and the shit blew up.”

“That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.”

“The good doctor put a spoon of tea into my honey." "You're drinking tea a honey badger made," Jim said. "What did you expect?”

“The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink COW milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!'?”